Question by Mineirissimo: Surprise!!!! very gooooooooooood!?
A man had a passion for beans, but it caused him too much gas, creating embarrassing situations where the eating.
One day he met a girl and fell in love. But he thought: ‘She’ll never marry me if I continue this way. ‘Then she made a huge sacrifice and stopped eating beans’.
Shortly after they married. A few months later when he
returned home, his car broke He phoned his wife and said that would come later, because the back foot.
On the way back home, went through a restaurant and the wonderful aroma of the beans you hit hard.
Went in and ate three bowls of beans. All the way, was
farting home, happy life.
And when he was feeling much better. His wife met him at the door and seemed quite excited. She said: Honey, dinner tonight is a surprise. ”
Then she put a blindfold on and brought to the table, making him sit at the bedside.
At that time, stricken, he sensed that there was a new way to fart.
When his wife was about to remove to the sale, the phone rang.
She went to answer, but did promise not to take away the sale
until they return.
He, of course, seized the opportunity. And so he was alone, I playing weight to one leg, you let out a fart.
It was not only high but also long and choppy. It looked like an egg frying.
Difficulty breathing, due to the sale tight, he felt the table
looking for a napkin and began to shake the air around him, to scare the smell.
But soon after, she wanted to hold another .. He raised his leg e. ..
RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUMMMMM!
This, then, it sounded like a diesel engine and getting it smelled even worse! …
Hoping that the smell dissipates, he turned to shake his arms and napkin, frantically, in a lively and ridiculous choreography.
And when he thought everything would return to normal, there will come again.
As he heard the woman inside, continuing to talk on the phone, had no doubts: he played the burden on the other leg and did very well.
This time he deserved gold medal in the category. Pure sulfur. The windows rattled, the dishes on the table shook, and in ten seconds, the flowers in the vase on the table were dead.
Listening ear to talk of the woman on the phone, and keeping the promise not to make the sale, continued farting and waving his arms for another three minutes ..
When he heard the woman say goodbye on the phone, I was totally relieved.
Gently placed the napkin on your lap, folded his hands on it and
reached a victorious smile, stamping on her face the innocence of an angel.
Then the wife returned to the room, apologizing for having taken so long to
phone, and asked him if he had taken the sale and looked at the table
dinner.
When he was sure that this did not happen, it will own
removed the blindfold and yelled SURPRISE!
And he finally came face to face with the twelve guests seated at the table
to celebrate his birthday!

Best answer:

Answer by Ariel
Oh my gosh! I thought that was hilarious, it made me laugh so much at the end, and I can just imagine how funny it would be for the guests xD

It was difficult to understand because you’re grammar wasn’t great and you kept changing from first hand, to second hand, etc. But it sounds like English is your second language.

Very good, thanks =]

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